Makes any Walk of Shame a Walk of Pride and Glory. She wanted to own it, so by God, she *owned* it.

Makes any Walk of Shame a Walk of Pride and Glory. She wanted to own it, so by God, she *owned* it.

"And that, kids, is how you make a perfect martini."

"And that, kids, is how you make a perfect martini."

"Whatever’s in here is a damn sight better than my usual WD-40, that’s for sure."

"Whatever’s in here is a damn sight better than my usual WD-40, that’s for sure."

Gato Sin Leche: the meme that finally broke the Internet.

Gato Sin Leche: the meme that finally broke the Internet.

Nothing like a few curls with the eight-ounce liquid free weights to get a man into fighting shape. 

Nothing like a few curls with the eight-ounce liquid free weights to get a man into fighting shape. 

"But I spent hours Googling ‘eucalyptus cocktails’! Was it all for nothing?"

"But I spent hours Googling ‘eucalyptus cocktails’! Was it all for nothing?"