"Frau Blücher, come quickly! I have created the perfect vessel for your beloved Ovaltine!" 
 

"Frau Blücher, come quickly! I have created the perfect vessel for your beloved Ovaltine!" 

 

The steady infusion of tequila from his flask to the rest of his body is what gives him superhuman strength. 

The steady infusion of tequila from his flask to the rest of his body is what gives him superhuman strength. 

The Seven Wonders have hereby been relegated to the Seven Pretty-Goods. 

The Seven Wonders have hereby been relegated to the Seven Pretty-Goods. 

They have the right idea about what will be of value in the afterlife. Surely heaven’s got 24/7 liquor stores, right?

They have the right idea about what will be of value in the afterlife. Surely heaven’s got 24/7 liquor stores, right?

We know the feeling, doggies. This is us approaching the liquor store at two minutes to closing.

We know the feeling, doggies. This is us approaching the liquor store at two minutes to closing.

Graphics might have been a lot cruder back in the day, but the particulars of the games were vastly preferable.

Graphics might have been a lot cruder back in the day, but the particulars of the games were vastly preferable.