The Dude had to admit that no, this wasn’t Nam, and that proper flasking required adherence to strict guidelines. Yeesh.
He didn’t work his butt off for you just so you’d one day give him an enormous flask. Oh, wait — actually, he did. Bottoms up, Dad! Happy Fathers’ Day from Flasking.com.
“Good Lord, Maude, what I wouldn’t give for opposable thumbs and a functional alimentary canal right now.”