"And that, kids, is how you make a perfect martini."

"And that, kids, is how you make a perfect martini."

With malice toward none, with flasks for all, we shall bind the wounds of a nation. Now bottoms up! These wounds won’t bind themselves.

With malice toward none, with flasks for all, we shall bind the wounds of a nation. Now bottoms up! These wounds won’t bind themselves.

Commissioner Gordon’s secret signal was to be used only in dire citywide liquor-cabinet emergencies.

Commissioner Gordon’s secret signal was to be used only in dire citywide liquor-cabinet emergencies.

A heart would be nice, yeah, but you try drowning your sorrows in your left ventricle sometime.

A heart would be nice, yeah, but you try drowning your sorrows in your left ventricle sometime.

Here, you’re gonna need this. Trust me.

Here, you’re gonna need this. Trust me.