“And that, kids, is how you make a perfect martini.”
“I work my fingers to the bone for you!”
“G is for gin! I is for ice! N is for neurotic, you know it’s really nice…”
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Ingest massive quantities of gin and helium, and you’ll damn sure be seeing unicorns, we guarantee.
Plutonium-infused brandy and fake seascapes are nice, but it’s Hot Tuna cranked to 11 that really makes a Friday night.
“And then the clownfish was all, ‘Oh, no, you didn’t,’ and I was totally — hey, turtle, come back here!”
Today’s forecast: mostly cloudy with an excellent chance of some much-needed precipitation.
“Frau Blücher! Come quickly! I have created the perfect vessel for your Ovaltine!”
“Good Lord, Maude, what I wouldn’t give for opposable thumbs and a functional alimentary canal right now.”